Fuck
Need to get my laptop repaired because the screen doesnt work. the guy comes around and tells me he needs to take it for a few days coz it’s so badly fucked. I’m on my dads laptop right now which I wont be able to use again til monday.
How do people live their lives without internet and computers? I could use tips before I have to give this thing back up <_<
This is how I feel walking away from anything. I am in a perpetual state of awesome
peeing on my roommate’s clean laundry
and wiping with it
that’s for eating my ramenthat is so
beyond unnecessary
this is the type of shit i would stab a bitch in the face for
Hilarity ensues
Dear every manufacturer of women’s clothing, ever:
Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets.
No love,
Jilli
This goes for fucking suit jackets too.
I don’t care if putting things in my pockets ruins the way the suit looks, I have shit to carry.
Got myself a 3X trench coat with pockets bigger than my head but I’ve seen some just like it with no pockets at all >_<… Of all things, a coat shouldnt lack shit holding receptacles.
For reals.
Most people reblog this coz it’s funny. I’m doing it coz I prefer her this way XD she still looks happy to me ^_^
(Source: bryanson)
i’m so not into the whole ladies havin’ uteruses only/”ovarian gang signs”/TAKE PRIDE IN YR OVARIES/etc. thing because cissexism/trans* erasure/gross bodies/don’t tell me how to feel about my body
but just
look at this
I dont need a uterus to want that inside me.
I find this hair style very intimidating… which is easily the hottest thing about it
(Source: peekaboocc)
Posting this is like saying the sky is blue. It’s so obvious. It’s not a “did you know” fact, it’s common knowledge. So disappointed in the quality of this post derp.
(Source: did-yuo-kno)
Also, got my nails did too. Couldnt find the purple though so went with pink black and blue :D
I wish i was an animal so i’d still be cute even if i was fat
I’m fat as hell and I’m the cutest person I know.
We learned something new today. Er.
(via)
The passages cited:
Arkansas, Article 19, Section 1
No person who denies the being of a God shall hold any office in the civil departments of thisState, nor be competent to testify as a witness in any Court.
Maryland, Article 37
That no religious test ought ever to be required as a qualification for any office of profit or trust in this State, other than a declaration of belief in the existence of God.
Mississippi, Article 14, Section 265
No person who denies the existence of a Supreme Being shall hold any office in this state.
Pennsylvania, Article 1, Section 4
No person who acknowledges the being of a God and a future state of rewards and punishments shall, on account of his religious sentiments, be disqualified to hold any office or place of trust or profit under this Commonwealth.
South Carolina, Article 17, Section 4
No person who denies the existence of a Supreme Being shall hold any office under this Constitution.
Tennessee, Article 9, Section 2
No person who denies the being of God, or a future state of rewards and punishments, shall hold any office in the civil department of this state.
Texas, Article 1, Section 4
No religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office, or public trust, in this State; nor shall any one be excluded from holding office on account of his religious sentiments, provided he acknowledge the existence of a Supreme Being.
Fucks sake america can be so backward sometimes. I’ve never met an american individual I didnt like but the politics are so fucked
About me
My name, apparently, is Ashlee. This is blog is half for fat acceptance, half for fun ^_^ Squishy types are more than welcome here <3
